Am I animated enough for you now, mother?

"Why are you so sleepy? Stop yawning."

"But it's 5 a.m. here."

"Well is there a better time to Skype you? When you're actually dressed and you've combed your hair?

"But it's FIVE IN THE MORNING."

"How about Saturday night?"

"That's no good."

"Why?"

"Because... I'm not home then."

"And why not?"

"I go out."

"Hmmmm."

"Hmmmm."

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*I've figured out how to make GIF's. You should be vewy, vewy, afwaid.